Epic Bird Poo Hits Girl Eating Ice Cream

This bird can fly away happy in the knowledge that it has done something very productive and worthy, and no doubt its fellow birds will congratulate it suitably for such a perfect and well-placed poop.

Mr Awesome himself, Rémi Gaillard, is back with another video and it's not just any old prankster vid. He's back with his Mario Kart routine, throwing down banana skins, tearing up a supermarket, and giving the finger to the police.

Whatever you do just make sure that the blue light never shines on you if you've been doing something naughty - LOL !

It might look like a giant urinal cake but in reality this is merely a colossal ice cube performing a barrel roll. It's pretty damn impressive to watch but I'm glad I'm at a safe distance otherwise I'd fill my pants.

If you really want to celebrate in style, then the only way to uncork a bottle of Cristal is with a .50 caliber automatic. Sure it might be dangerous and completely unnecessary, but that's what makes it so special and, well, necessary.

You can always rely on George Carlin to not hold back, so here he hilariously asks "Where are all these goofy f*cking boys' names coming from?" And it's a really good questions, where the heck are they coming from?

Next time you get your dog to roll over, just so you can impress your friends, make sure they haven't seen this because this dog is better than yours. MUCH better.

Hey, little girl. Go ahead and taunt that sheep. Make fun of it and hit it with food. It is just a mindless creature, right? Wrong. You are dead wrong. And you're about to realize it.

Weird stuff.. I didn't know you could have sex with books.. WTF?

This is just about the perfect girl you could ever hope to meet in your dreams - She's cute, considerate & consenting to anything that is on your mind!

If you want to wind up the police and walk away scott free, try this trick. All you need is a bottle of water and cojones that are about twelve sizes too big. We can't guarantee that you won't get arrested anyway though.